Charlie Bone and the 1/16th blood space queen by Phoenix Love

Authors Note;

I am writing this novel because I am a fan of Charlie Bone. However its become clear to me that the creators of it have got some things wFideliog and clearly don’t care about making it good. I am talking mostly of “the problem” with Charlie and Amethyst.

This fic is my attempt to correct that.
By supporting this fic I hope to get a group of elite Charlie Bone writers working with this new canon and to establish this as the truth of what actually happened. Hopefully the original creators will see the demand and make this official. Perhaps even pay us because we are fixing their mistakes.
If you wish to join my new canon, feel free to write your own story but you must submit it to me for approval. You can use my email ;
You can also send constructive reviews there, but no petty criticisms. If I get motivations muddled,its because my cat distracted me.
Also, if you don’t like my story you don’t have to have read it.

Anyway, and now on with the real story of how things actually happened;
The seeker, Harken and Amethyst were all sitting in their house that they owned one day
The witch felt really dperessed one day. She had just found out that she was adopted. Her real parents turned out to be nobels from Europe. They had a upper class skyscrapper and were mighty richt! But she had none of that richness around. It made her feel pretty bad about herself so she listened to some good music. A/N like Evanessence and Within Temptation but also like My Chemical Romance

But long she did not have to be depressed as the brown eyed boy came in and held her hand (they had falled in love at the end of the story see). And he said: “I love oyu so much, it hurts. What is wFideliog with you? If you feel bad then I feel bad.”
So Olivia Vertigo told him the whole story. He was shocked to hear this and said “I’m really shocked to hear this! Your parents are monsters!”
“Which ones?”
“All four of them, I don’t like them. As much as I don’t like Luna Lovegood!”
And that was a lot because Olivia knew that Charlie Bone hated the strange witch because she was unbelievably stupid and fat.
But Charlie took out a letter, “this had just arrived,” said Charlie .
The brunette openend the envolupe and inside was an invitation:
“Most Esteemed the brunette said the message”
“You are condord invited to the royal ball of your parents. Your real parents, miss.”
“We hope to see you soon. Most esteamly yours, dutchess!”

Oh my, said Vertigo this is rad!. But Charlie was a little sceptic: “Maybe it’s a trick.”
“Why?” said the witch
“Because there are…. rumours. Of Harken still being around!”
“Surely he could not come all the way to Europe!?” said the brown eyed girl confidently because she didn’t think that the dark lord could travel that far.
“Hurm,” said Charlie contagiously, “we just have to be careful.”
“Hold on,” exlciamed Olivia Vertigo, there is something else in the invitation!
“Princess Olivia, hereby we also bestow upon you the keys to the cage of a flying unicorn your parents have provided you with. Also, whenever you hold this key in your hand, your powers are increased”
the brown eyed girl was really happy with that but also felt a little bad for Charlie Bone. After they had a relaction ship, the bespacled boy had taught her his Magic and she picked it up really well! She was now even better at Charlie at the Magic!

So they went and picked up the flying unicorn. It was really quick and agile and flew around them like it really enjoyed itself! It took a moment but with enough training and perversion, Olivia trained it to her will! Now they could go and visit their parents!
But little did they know that the invitation was not from Olivia’s european nobel parents, but from the quirky blonde instead! And she had teamed up with Harken!
Meanwhile Amethyst joined the evil endowed.–
(A/N this is more goth than usually but I really like it this way! )

It looked like Harken had sought the bespacled boy out! Ever since the green eyed boy’s parents told him that he was in fact a half vampire (or a dhampire), he had feared being discovered by he-who-must-not-be-named (Harken) especially after Charlie Bone remembred the terrible secret of his past.

Olivia looked with concerned at Charlie , “what is wrong Charlie Bone?”

The seeker did not wait to answer her. He turned on one of his new found vampire powers and listened to Harken’s commands.
Harken was commanding his lackeys to search the musician out. After villain had given them cookies andmanically asked Ezekiel had discovred the truth behind Potter! And he told his henchmen that he had.
“I have discovered the secret behind Charlie ‘s percentage” the dark wizard told his henchmen.

His lackeys smiled wickedly and took their weapons and rushed into the shopping centre . They had no concern for any of the shops .
Charlie and the brown eyed girl and Fidelio faught like lions that were fighting among each other for the last scrap of meat and mannished to defaecate most of the henchmen.

But then the dark lord stapped forwar and spoke: “I know your secret!”
Then Fidelio said: “How do you know about Bone being a half vampire (a/n: or dhampire, really!)?”
Harken laughed and said: “you just told me! But also, I read it on the chosen one’s facebook!”

Charlie Bone gasped, he thaguht that he had posted it only for friends and not public! The bespacled boy had to be careful with his privacy settings because thye keep changing all the time (a/n: urrrgh, so annoying!)
But Harken did nothing but launching. Harken then said: but that is not what I had discovered!”
Oh no! both Fidelio and the witch gasped but Charlie could only think of. They did not know the truth. That Charlie was really rapped by Harken before Charlie even knew of Harken’s name!

“I know that it was you so long ago who I raped before me and did everything that I had ever wanted to do with sucgh a fine pretty piece of meat like you!We went to the park, played videogames, watched cartoons! It was great! When I raped you by touching your hand, I am truely sorry…that was an accident I admit”

Oh no! gasped Olivia and she felt really bad for Charlie because even though she knew that Charlie didn’t love her and was really depressed, she really didn’t expect this.
And Fidelio was also shocked because he knew the Naren and Asa knew a great secret that he didn’t know, he still didn’t know it was going to be this kind of secret!
The chosen one felt very depressed all the sudden. He lost the will to fight and dropped his weapon before Harken and villain laughed very loudly.
The tall man then said: “I have you now under my omplete spell like I had that so long ago!”

(A/N I wanted a cliff hanger here but I’m sooooo excited to share the next but of story with you! ” )

Meanwhile Amethyst joined the evil endowed.

A/N: I got bored and stopped writing, sorry.

Source: The Fanfic Maker

When Charlie Met Poppy (Charlie Bone in Twilight, part III)

The next day, Griselda, Lyell, and Charlie went to Trillinocway High School to get Charlie registered as a sophomore. That idea was met with much disapproval from the rest of the family, but there was no way that an unendowed and untalented Charlie Bone was entering Bloor’s Academy.

That was not how the Yewbeam family operated.

Charlie, however, wasn’t too much of a genius to begin with, anyway.

As for the school, it was described as a large public high school that had a fairytale-like look to it. There were about 400 students attending, which was more than the number of students who were attending Bloor’s Academy. Overall, the school has a fair reputation, which is starting to change thanks to the culture club.

When he walked into the school, he could feel the eyes of almost 400 students staring at him. Most of the students who attended Trillinocway High all seemed to have known each other since kindergarten and from the looks of things, they weren’t too pleased to know that a newcomer had infiltrated their school.

Just as Charlie was about to find himself as stuck in the mud as he was back in his other high school, a boy rushed towards him, saying, “Are you new here?”

“Depends on how you define the word new,” Charlie replied in kind. “Who are you, anyway?”

“My name is Rolland Blair,” said Rolland, “and I’m kind of the eyes and ears of the school. Where you from?”

“London,” said Charlie reluctantly.

“London?” Rolland repeated.

“London,” said Charlie. “You know, fish and chips, Fleet Street, Globe Theater, Buckingham Palace, Thames, Sherlock Holmes, bad food, sucky weather, Mary fricking Poppins. London.

“I see,” said Rolland. “Small wonder why you left.”

“Indeed,” said Charlie nonchalantly. To be honest, he was reluctant to leave Amy and Maisie and stay with Lyell, but he knew that he had heard too many horror stories regarding stepparents from one of his former classmates and he knew that most fairy tales didn’t paint stepparents in a positive light. He had to leave before Jillian Pile got on his case regarding Hart.

Charlie changed the subject by saying, “So, you say that you know about everything that goes on here?”

“That I do,” said Rolland. “If you have any questions, then come find me.” He pointed to a door. “This must be your class.”

He left and Charlie found himself reluctantly walking into a small classroom. There were only about 15 people there, not including the teacher. The teacher noticed him and said, “Class, this is Charlie Bone, who recently moved here from London. Charlie, if you would like, please tell us about yourself.”

Charlie sized up his classmates; there seemed to be nothing interesting about them at all, save for a girl who sat in the back of the classroom by the room’s only window. He shook his head, saying, “There really isn’t that much to know about me at all. I moved here from London and that’s all you need to know.”

At once, the entire class protested at that remark, wondering why their newest classmate chose not to introduce himself. It wasn’t like any of them were going to befriend him anyway.

As the teacher sought to restore order to the classroom, Charlie found himself sitting next to the strange girl. She was short, with tan skin and dark brown hair. She said to him, “Why are you sitting here?”

“I don’t want anyone to notice me and get any ideas,” said Charlie.

“Indeed,” said Poppy Whittaker as she glared at him. “I thought that you’d be like everyone else.”

“Why should I be like the other students?” said Charlie. “It was because of that I decided to come here.”

Poppy was about to respond when the glass in the window shattered, with the pieces of the glass hurtling towards Charlie. Thinking quickly, she threw her hands up and forced the glass to fall onto the floor. The other students and the teacher gasped in horror as Poppy sent a silver shock of lightning out the window and saying in a harsh voice, “I see you, Acotosh. Leave that boy alone!”

“Foolish girl,” said a voice made of gravel, “that boy is a child of the Red King, and he is to be sent to Bloor’s Academy, as were you.”

“Never,” Poppy snapped as she pushed the wizard away from the school. “You know not of the wrath you have wrought here. Because of this, my family will have to execute our plans sooner that we had hoped. The Bloor family will pay for that intrusion with their lives.”

Charlie gasped in horror at what he was seeing; a girl he barely knew attempting to defend him against an unseen villain. This was a bit too much for him to deal with. He found himself falling to the floor as a hand reached out to catch him…

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Who Says That You Can’t Go Home Again (Charlie Bone vs. Twilight Part II)

Wanted: Charlie Brown

Wanted: Charlie Brown (Photo credit: kevin dooley)

Griselda was very happy to have her only grandson back.

She had a huge meal prepared for him and called her sisters Eustacia and Lucretia and they came to her house. Charlie went into his old room (which had not been cleaned since he was two years old) and set his bags down; he’d have to see about cleaning up later.

At dinner, Griselda drilled him with questions regarding Amy and Maisie; Charlie was a bit reluctant to discuss his mother’s remarriage, but he did list his reasons for returning to Trilinocway .

Lucretia stood up and said, “And as far as I know, there is the question of where you will be attending school…”

“We have narrowed it down to two schools,” said Eustacia. “It’s either Trilinocway High School or Bloor’s Academy of Fine Arts.”

“Fine arts,” Charlie frowned as he repeated those words. For as long as he could remember, he could never draw a picture correctly, nor was he able to play any musical instrument. And for Halloween, no matter what costume Amy stuffed him into, he could only look the part of Charlie Bone.

“I guess Bloor’s is out of the question then,” said Griselda. “I’ll take him to get enrolled at Trilinocway High in the morning.”

Just then the door opened; Paton Yewbeam had walked into the house. He said, “Now what’s this about Charlie coming back and nobody telling me?”

“Paton,” said Griselda, “you have been knowing for weeks that Charlie would be coming home, and yet you say nothing but show up at the last hour.” She and Paton had been estranged for many years since Griselda’s own marriage and Lyell’s birth.

“And yet, Charlie decided to show up,” said Paton. “And why he did, I don’t want to know.”

Charlie frowned and Lyell said, “Uncle Paton and your grandmother haven’t gotten along since their mother’s death. Don’t think that he doesn’t like you; he just needs time to adjust to you being around.”

“I hope so,” said Charlie. He wasn’t too fond of Paton Yewbeam and Paton had gone out of his way to avoid social contacts. For several years, his sisters had tried to set him up with any single woman they knew in hopes of getting him married off and continuing the Yewbeam family name. So far, their efforts were in vain.

“So, you’re sending him off to Trilinocway High School,” said Paton. “For shame. You’d think he would be Bloor’s material.”

“You do know that Charlie cannot draw, play an instrument, or even wear a costume on Halloween,” said Eustacia, “and I have my reasons to believe that an endowment is out of the question. High school is the only thing we have for him.”

Charlie nodded, knowing that he never liked to stand out in the crowd. But he knew that very soon, something big was going to happen to him…

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Charlie Bone “F”: Because Children of Red Kings are Funnier Than Boy Wizards

If you thought that “Harry Potter and the Children of the Red King” was bad, then you haven’t exactly lived to read this story.

It’s much better than that.

Much better.

That was because we have a certain female character who we carefully removed from the world of Harry Potter fan fiction and decided to inject her into Charlie Bone’s story.

Why have we done this, you ask?

First off, we were getting sick and tired of seeing Jacquel Romanov always  hanging out with Harry Potter, Ron Weasley, and Hermione Grainger in every single piece of fan fiction that we’ve read (which NEVER should have happened in the first place, to be honest). Plus, Jacquel is about 11 years younger than the so-called “Golden Trio”, so why would she be hanging out with them, anyway?

(By the time that Harry faced off against Lord Voldemort, Jacquel was just seven years old.)

How’s about we pretend that the Harry Potter series never happened for all intents and purposes of this story, shall we? (That way, we won’t needlessly complicate things)

Anyway, the year is 2002, and Jacquelyn-Claire Ulrich is now 11 years old. Instead of getting the call to attend Hogwarts, she moves to a new town to attend a new school. And guess which school she attends?

Meanwhile, Charlie Bone is 10 years old and dealing with his endowment when yet another endowed student joins Bloor’s Academy. Everyone is wondering about the wildcard spellcaster; would she join Charlie’s group of good endowed or the cruel endowed?

(Next week, the story begins!)

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Tell Me a Story: Manfred Learns to Never Feed the Trolls

"Do not feed the Trolls" sign. Photo...

“Do not feed the Trolls” sign. Photographed in South-Africa, Troll-Park near Pretoria 🙂 (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

Manfred Bloor knew that he was not safe, not as long as Charlie Bone and Billy Raven were around to humiliate him. He had been rickrolled on a number of occasions and he was certain that the boys were behind every cat video that he was forced to watch on YouTube.

But the worst was yet to come.

It came to him in the form of another stupid YouTube video that the boys forced him to watch:

In the video, two boys had surrounded a girl who was siting at a computer and the boys began to sing a very stupid song:

Boys: The Internet is for trolls!
Girl: Oh no!
Boys: The Internet is for trolls!
Girl: You gotta be kidding…
Boys: So put your caps lock on and double-click, the Internet is for trolls!

At this, Manfred was so angry that he swore to find the two miscreants and make them pay  for sending him that very stupid video and forcing him to watch it.

Charlie and Billy were watching yet another YouTube video when Billy said, “That video is so dumb.”

“Yeah, I know,” said Charlie.

“Let’s send it to Manfred,” said Billy.

“Wait,” said Charlie. Billy stared at him. “Don’t you think that we’ve had enough of sending Manfred dumb videos?”

“Why do you ask?” said Billy.

“Well, maybe we should be thinking about Manfred,” said Charlie. “Don’t you think that we should stop sending him stupid videos?”

“Yeah, maybe we should,” said Billy. Then staring at another video, he said, “Why don’t we send him this video instead?”

Charlie stared at the video, the video was of a man standing in front of a gold background, singing. No one knew what the words that the man was singing. “What an interesting song,” said Billy.

“I agree,” said Charlie. “Manfred canNOT say no to this video.”

And they laughed as they sent the video to Manfred.

Meanwhile, Manfred and Asa were watching YouTube videos when a message popped up on the screen. The message read “picturetraveler has sent you a video“.

“Not this again!” Manfred yelled out in anger.

“Are Billy and Charlie sending you weird videos again?” said Asa.

“You bet,” said Manfred. “Yesterday, they sent me the worst video in the world.”

“Was it the one on the internet and trolls?” said Asa.

Yes,” said Manfred. “We’ll show those two not to go around trolling me.”

After watching the video, Manfred said, “Who is that guy and why is he yodeling?”

“Seriously?” said Asa. “You never heard of the Trololol Man?”

“No, I have not,” said Manfred. “Not until now, that is.”

“Let’s troll those boys,” said Asa. “They’ll learn not to send you any more stupid videos.”

Meanwhile, Charlie and Billy were watching more YouTube videos when some weird kid jumped up from behind them, yelling, “Hey, you stupid kids, you should go die!”

“Oh no, it’s a troll!” yelled Billy.

“There’s only one way that we can stop him,” said Charlie.

They pounced on the kid and dragged him to the end of the hall, where they pushed the kid down the stairs. The kid said, “Oh, what are you gonna do? Drag me to the principal’s office?” But instead, he fell down the stairs. Charlie said, “People like you are a disgrace! You’re a troll, and all trolls need to die!”

“Yeah,” said Billy. “Don’t be a troll on the Internet!”

Then they laughed and went off to watch more YouTube videos.

Manfred was angry that the boys pushed him down the stairs. He was going to make them pay for that stunt, one way or another…

To be continued…

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Charlie in Twilight (Charlie Bone vs. Twilight part II)

15-year-old Charlie Bone frowned as he packed his bags; he did not want to stay in London a second longer. His mother, Amy, had gotten married to a man named Hark Noble, and to give her some space, he was moving to Trilinocway, Scotland to stay with his father, Lyell.

“Charlie, are you sure you don’t want to stay here?” Amy asked him. She had been trying to get him to stay with her, but Charlie wasn’t having any of it. It wasn’t like he didn’t like Hark, but Charlie really wanted to be with his father.

“No mom,” said Charlie. “I need to be with dad. And besides, you got a new husband, why do you need me for?”

And with that, Charlie boarded the train and left London.

Lyell Bone was waiting for him at the Trilinocway Train Station. It had been nearly 14 years since his now former wife Amy Jones took Charlie and her mother and skipped town, saying she wanted nothing to do with his odd family. Griselda, Lyell’s mother, was very upset at the prospect of never seeing her grandson, and she pushed a man named Jason Ruderford to marry her youngest sister, Venetia Yewbeam. His family lived at the edge of town.

Charlie laughed as he jumped off the train and went to his father. “I see you made it,” said Lyell as he hugged his son. “How’s Amy and Maisie?”

“Mom got a new husband and Maisie’s being her usual self,” said Charlie.

“I see,” Lyell said as he and Charlie got into his truck and drove home. Although he had originally wanted to press Charlie for more information regarding Amy’s second marriage, Lyell felt that now wasn’t the time or the place to do so. he would have plenty of chances to ask later.

“So, are grandma, Aunt Lucretia, Aunt Eustacia, Aunt Venetia, and Uncle Paton still living in our old house?” Charlie asked, glad to change the subject. He too didn’t want to discuss his mother’s remarriage for obvious reasons.

“Everyone’s there waiting for you,” said Lyell. He knew that his mother and aunts were looking forward to seeing Charlie again, but he wasn’t too sure about how his uncle would react. After all, Paton was angry with him for not fighting for custody of Charlie during the divorce.

Grizelda Bone had the house cleaned in anticipation of Charlie’s return; she was the oldest scion of the Yewbeam family. The Yewbeams were an ancient and powerful family, claiming descent from the mysterious Red King, and (with a few exceptions) most of the family were endowed with special powers. Grizelda wasn’t too pleased when she discovered that her only son had married a woman who apparently had no powers and an ordinary lineage. She hoped that Charlie could somehow develop an endowment.

Just then, Lyell’s truck pulled up in the driveway. That could only mean one thing: Charlie Bone was coming home.

(and so begins the messed-up Charlie Bone/Twilight mashup)

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Charlie Bone and the Tropes

As with all other stories in the universe, we have a list of tropes for Charlie Boone. And some of the tropes that were used are as follows:

1. Adults Are Useless (averted)

2. Bad Powers, Bad People:/Good Powers, Good Pepople

3. Messed-Up family: The Yewbeams, definitely. The Bloors as well. Two families make the Lannisters look like useless cupcakes

4. Creepy Twins: not even the twins from The Shining can surpass these two.

There is the full list of tropes that you can check out at the top of this post.

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